Wednesday, December 21, 2011

One Year Left To Live...

No, I have not been diagnosed with a dread disease. I simply thought I would render a public service by reminding everyone of the pending End Of The World which is scheduled, according to some ancient Mayan calendar makers, for one year from today.

Read All About It!

So, get your affairs in order. You have 364 days.

Merry Christmas!

Sunday, December 4, 2011

The Creativity of Children

Did you ever wonder what would happen if you tried to feed guppies birdseed?

Aquatic plants.

No matter how many times I have asked, commanded, threatened, cajoled, and bribed, my kids continue to believe that my aquarium is their own private laboratory. The latest experiment was: "Do fish eat birdseed?"

The answer is no.

The only remaining question is: Will it grow to full size and go to seed? Is this a new method of growing birdseed hydroponically?

Whoops. I suppose that is two questions.

That is all.