Did you ever wonder what would happen if you tried to feed guppies birdseed?
No matter how many times I have asked, commanded, threatened, cajoled, and bribed, my kids continue to believe that my aquarium is their own private laboratory. The latest experiment was: "Do fish eat birdseed?"
The answer is no.
The only remaining question is: Will it grow to full size and go to seed? Is this a new method of growing birdseed hydroponically?
Whoops. I suppose that is two questions.
That is all.